i love pokemon shaming omg
Anonymous said: They always say a guitarist can do amazing things to a girl (or guy) with his fingers...
I’ve been complimented on my ability whilst black out ‘fading-in-and-out-of-lucidity’ drunk, so I guess so?
Honestly, I just kind of go
prior to any in-the-moment funsies:
"Fuck yeah, I know so many good things that make people feel nice"
"What the fuck is my name, oh look at that, that is such a pretty pastry."
- when i'm attracted to a guy character: you stupid nerd i love u i wanna kiss
- when i'm attracted to a girl character: oh my god you beautiful queen you are untouchable pls step on me
COUNT THIS GIRL AS NOT PREPARED FOR THE HEARTBREAK